To make this more interesting, we are inviting blogspot bloggers, to come on board as a member of this krazy blog. Members get to treat this blog as if it was their own and any posts can be the "not so morbid"; "morbid" or about murder !!! Seats are limited so be in quick. One seat has already been snapped up by "Madam Grizzle" . Just to put the record straight, she is not a "madam" as such - its just the name she uses to do posts on her blog.
I will do my "posts" late on Fridays. Madam Grizzle ??? Somewhere between Friday & Friday ??? It is up to her. I know she has some photos of "funerary art" to share. What else does she have to share - who knows !!!
Krazy Kelvin !!!
COMING UP: Next week -Another murder !!! What could be worst than one human murdering another human ???
MU # 990. MURDER !!!
One day, when I was in the public library, I was drawn to a section of the library, where I "just happened" to pick up a certain book !!! Sitting down to read, I flicked through the pages and started reading.............. it turned out to be a tale of real life murder and the murderess - a relation !!!
Life can sometimes be lonely, if you are a single person - even more so, if you live in a rural area. What does a man do ? I can see your expression on your face, as I type these words, but it's true...........in every corner of the world, there are "working ladies" who ply their trade !!! They can be there in your morning or they can be there in your night........you never need to feel lonesome again !!! You can contact them by what ever means and they will be there. But what happens if you are married ? Worst still, what happens if you are married & fall in love, with the working lady ??? Three little words - head, heart & love follow each other in the dictionary, but in real life ??? It's human nature when Love rules the heart and turns it on its head !!! The farmer & the working lady, fell in love and wanted to live together, but one thing stood in the way of this happening - the wife !!! When she turned up at the farm house, with a friend for support, it all went wrong - the wife was "murdered" !!! The friend was badly beaten up, put in the vehicle and the vehicle pushed off a cliff, which should of ended her life, but....... she lived and pointed the finger at the farmer & the working lady, who were both sentenced for murder & attemped murdered.
That my friends is a "true tale of murder", in which I have been so thoughtful to spared you all the "morbid" details !!! Murdered for love !!!
MO # 991. Meat Pies - Anyone !!!
I read a "true tale" once of a barber shop back in the 1800's, where if you walked in to get a haircut, they would cut your hair alright - they would 'chop it off at the neck" !!! Then they would slide your body down a shute to the shared basement, where "butchers" would cut your body up and put it through a mincer. The "meat" would end up in meat pies, purchased by customers who walked into the bakery, next to the barber shop. There was a shortage of meat, so they said !!! There was no comments made, as to what it tasted like.
NSM # 992. A Horror Show !!!
Out South Auckland way, is a "horror show" that leaves other horror shows in the dust or is it the "dark". Click on the website - click photos, then click on photos for the larger picture !!! They also have mazes in "cornfields" where they chase you with a "chainsaw" !!! Try and find your way out - before they find you. I wonder if they serve "meat pies" ???
Footnote: I wonder if they have plans to start restaurant horror show, in the "dungeons", where they serve such glastly food, everyone complains (a hidden microphone picks up their voices, back in the kitchen) The "monster" chef walks out, "all bloody" - slams a axe down so hard, it embeds in the middle of the table and say "Any complaints" ??? You would smell more than food & blood............!!!
NSM # 993. Howling At The Moon
In a certain graveyard people slept, upon the graves still warm from the suns rays. They were out of this "world" because of drink, but on full moon nights, they always heard an eeerry call, which gave them a fright - "What are you doing sleeping on my grave" ???
To someone, who has had a few, they don't know if it's true. So to their heels they run. as the eeery voice they heard, rolls around laughing at the fun of making the drunk men rruunnnn!!!
OOOOoooohhhhkk !!!
Footnote: I mentioned this @ #922A in - "Kelvin A Memory Always", but I thought I would mention it here again, as when I pass the "certain" graveyard, you can still see people today, asleep on the graves. The gothic's sometimes gather in this same graveyard !!! Granny Smith, asked if it was me who was the eeery voice..........me??? nooooooo !!! This is the same graveyard, I walked through in NSM #999.
MO # 994. Meet You On The Other Side.
A USA soldier who had served his country in Iraq, returned home not half the man he was when he left home. He could could cope, with what he had seen in Iraq. He sent emails to friends, an hour before and then left a message on his answer phone for his friends, to say that he was "checking out of this world and that he would meet them on the other side" !!! He then phone the police and when they turned up at his house, he went outside and stood on his porch, where he "shot" himself to death.
MO # 995. Corpses On Display !!!
Have you ever wonder what's under your skin? Well wonder no more, because there is an exhibition in Australia, which is due to open on the 3rd February. The exhibition features the preserved bodies of 20 "skinned" people, including unborn babies and more than 350 "organs/body parts" to demonstate the inner-workings of the human body.
NZer's wanting to see the "bodies" need not rush to Australia to see them, as the bodies are due to cross the ditch and be on show in Auckland & maybe Wellington, between August & October. Critics want the exhibition banned, before it reaches NZ. The "skinned bodies" have already been on display in the USA.
"Foot"note: The bodies & parts don't smell, as they have been specially treated.
NSM # 996. A Dying Art !!!
Once your number is called up yonder, you have no choice. When you got to go, you got to go - no if's, but's or maybe's !!! So, why not go in style, in a decorated coffin by "Dying Art", a company specializing in making creative coffins & urns. The colourful images are printed out and then shrink-wrapped around the specially made coffins & urns. You can choose from their images/designs or you can supply your own images, for a truly custom made design coffin or urn. Get your face put on the coffin lid !!! Your friends won't forget you, as they "throw dirt on you" !!! Tell them you read it on "Krazy Kelvin's" blog.
Footnote: Why not get "one" made now and keep it in your lounge as a coffee table, after all it is a work of art - a dying one maybe, but still a work of art !!! You could serve a lovely cup of tea and a slice of "fly cemetery" on your "coffee table". Another thought - you could make a slot in the top of the coffin and everytime friends call in, you could ask them to make a donation to your "dying fund" !!! Who knows - by the time you do die, you could have enough to pay for your funeral !!!
NSM # 997. Dead Men Jogging
The mayor of Brazil's biggest city has announced plans to build running tracks in cemeteries. San Paulo's mayor wants to build circular tracks in 22 of the cities cemeteries to enable people to exercise regularly. But he has run into trouble with protesters who say that they do want to "jog with ghosts" and are calling on the mayor, to let the "dead rest in peace" !!!
Footnote: I don't see what the problem is. If a person happens to see a "ghost", it would make them run faster - would it not !!!
NSM # 998. Burried Alive
A Dutch entrepreneur is offering what he hopes will be the latest extreme sport, "fun burials" !!! For 75 euros, people can be burried 5 feet down in a coffin for an hour - under a 3.5 tonne concrete block. The coffin has an oxygen supply, a panic button and is linked by webcam to a computer, which family & friends can watch. I think thye also have a microphone so you can talk to your "loved one" !!! They say it is very safe & nothing can go "wrong" !!!
Footnote: You could send someone you "love" a gift certificate and once they are "burried", you could accidentally stand on the oxygen supply tube - can you hear me ? What. you can't breath. Say it again !!! Oooppp'sss - sorry !!!
NSM #999. "Inner City Cemetery"
I went for a walk today (Monday 30th) through "Symonds St Cemetery", which is one of Auckland's most historic and unusual public reserves, with its combination of scattered remaining graves, grassed open spaces, deciduous glades and native forest. The cemetery provides an interesting and unique passive recreation area in the heart of the city. An aspect of the cemeterys history, which makes the site particularly fascinating is the short period that the cemetery was used for buriials, with most occuring between 1842 - 1886. As such, the fabric of the site is representative of a single era., rather than the progressively added to, as most of auckland cemeteries have been. The cemetery contains a fascinating and culturally significant range of ninethteen century funerary art and this makes a major contribution to the historic character of the reserve, which is over 3o acres. In 1908, work began on Grafton Bridge, the largest single span ferro-cement structure in the world when it was completed in 1910. Eight graves were disinterred. In 1964, during construction of a motorway, 4100 graves were disinterred. Walking through there today, is like walking back in time - not a "soul" stirred !!! You had to be careful where you walk, so you didn't stand on peoples graves. It is slowly been cleaned up, but after years of neglect, it is going to take some time to clean up.
These are some of the "last words" from 3 gravestones -
"Suffer little children to come unto me, and forbid them not for such is the Kingdom of Heaven"
"One Flower fadeth because the spirit of the Lord, blowth upon it"
"What through in grief I sigh for friends beloved,No loger nigh submissive world, I shall reply - Thy will be done".
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Kia Ora, Just checking to see if "comments" get posted ok on this blog / Krazy Kelvin
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