# 944 Morbid & Murder

World To End In 2 Months !!!

The esclating Middle East conflict has strengthened the convictions of a doomsday cult in central Kenya that believes the world will come to an end in 2 months. Members of the House of Yahweh cult in Kinangop, a small trading post have begun selling their belongings and preparing for Armmageddon, attracting the attention of authorties concerned that the cults leader may be taking advantage of the followers. The Texas, USA branch of the cult refers to the cults bible that says that Armageddon will begin on September 12th. It will begin when the USA moves to protect Israel, sparking a war that sucks in nuclear powers of China, North Korea, Iran India & Pakistan, as well as non-nuclear Sudan.
Hold on to your hats folks !!!

Wife Poisoned Marine For Money.

A woman accused of fatally poisoning her Marine husband and using money from his $410,000 life insurance policy, to shop, party & get breast enlargements will face trial on murder charges.
Cynthia Sommer, 32 pleaded not guilty to killing her husband, for financial gain. She joined an online dating agency several days before her husband died of arsenic poisoning.

Skullduggery

A man who had his wifes severed head in his pick-up truck crashed into another vehicle, killing a woman & her 4 year old daughter. The impact send the head flying through the windscreen onto the road. The rest of his wifes body was found in a car in their garage.
(If only he had taken the "whole body" for a ride, he might of got away with it by blaming it on the accident !!! Silly man)

Saddam & The Shrink !!!

Saddam Hussein is receiving psychiatric counselling to convince him to end his 12 day hunger strike. The 69 year old former Iraqi president is refusing food but taking liquid nourishment. Medical and mental health professionals counsel any detainees on a hunger strike, of the dangers. Why waste more money counselling them ?
(If they want to go on hunger strikes, I say let them as it would no doubt save money. Then if they died, it would save even more money !!!)

Pig Of A Day.

An indigenous man in Malaysia's sabah state, Borneo has been fined a pig & a buffalo for breaking tribal law by secertly marrying a second wife. The 39 year old man whose identity was not revealed, should of got permission from his first wife to take a second wife.
(What if she had said Nooooo ???)

I Am Human !!!

Despite what some friends think, I am human, my blood runs red and I do have a heart. A heart of gold some friends say., but that is neither here nor there. I have helped so many friends over the years, in more ways than one, so my number when it is called, will hopefully see me going upstairs - rather than downstairs. At least that is my story and I'm sticking to it. One thing I have given some thought to, even though with me been a maori, it is not the done thing - I would like to donate not just parts of my body to science, but my whole body. They can cut me up and see what made me tick !!! Times are changing in more ways than one, so if my body can be of use, well.........!!! My body will no doubt be old & withered by the time I die and may not be of any use at all to science, but I certainly won't be worrying about that, now - will I. (hehe)

Cemetery Tour !!!

Touring a cemetery, is a great way of awakening the spirit within your body.
Guided tours of the Waikumete Cemetery out "west Auckland" are held on the first Sunday of every month, starting at 1.30pm in winter time and 5.30pm in the summer time, during daylight saving months. They can last anywhere from 90 minutes to 3 hours. There are different tour themes, including pioneers, war heros, sports heros murderers & victims of murders as well as cemetery wildflowers. The cemetery which was first was established in 1886 & the crematorium which was built in the 1950's, covers a total of 108 hetacres. Over 70,000 people are burried within the grounds and people are still dying to get in. Anyone is welcome to take one of the tours.If you are a tourist and have a map, you can't miss it - it is on the Great North Rd between Kelston & Glendene. I went on a guided tour some years back and found it very interesting, but I was dying to get out of there !!!