Saturday, April 22, 2006

# 965 Morbid & Murder

Limb-less But Far From Life-less !!!

When an accident happens, do you pick up the pieces and get on with your life ??? Well this man didn't have any pieces to pick up, but he is certainly getting on with his life after a accident a few weeks back, where he lost 3 of his "limbs"in an industrial shedder, leaving him without a leg to stand as well as one armed !!! Few would survive such a shocking accident, but he is feeling good and looking forward to life. He said, "It has happened now, I can' t turn the clock back. I have to get on with life" !!! That's the "spirit" !!!

Murderess Caught After 30 Years !!!

In 1975 a gun ended the life of a 13 year old boy who was dared by friends to take a swim in a private pool at an upmarket apartment complex in Florida. Maria Otero/Viera, now 87, said the gun she was waving around went off accidently when she slipped and shot the boy. In 1976 during her sentencing hearing, she fled to Guatemala and Puerto Rico before slipping back into the USA, a decade ago. She could of lived the rest of her life out without been caught, if someone hadn't called Crimestoppers !!!

NZ Honey Healing The Way !!!

New Zealand manukau honey is yielding remarkable results in healing the wounds of leprosy sufferers in Vietnam. Its success has become the treatment of choice at Ben San Leprosy Centre, an hour's drive from the capital, Ho Chi Minh City. The change to sufferers leprosy ulcers was plain to see. Big open wounds that were grey and "sick looking" start to turn pink within 48 hours. Convita, which markets the medical grade honey known as Woundcare +18 also had good results on large skin tears and pressure sores. The honey improved blood circulation to the affected body part and its antibacterial qualities keep the would clean.

This Really Is A Shitty Idea !!!

A very picturesque place called Toowoomba, in Australia (population 135,000) where the mountain air is clear is in danager of becoming known as "Too poo woo mba", giving a whole new meaning to "number two is poo" !!! The council want to re-cycle 25% of the town sewerage in a $68 million complex filtration and purification process plants that eventually turns sewerage into six-star quality drinking water and put it back through the "taps" for people to drink !!! People are seeing stars and the air is truning blue, because who wants to drink water that has been down the loo !!! The water dams are only 25% full and if the rainfall doesn't improve, the town could run out of water in 18 months. The council has poo-pooed other solutions as at least 5 times more expensive. If the scheme goes ahead, they may have to wave good-bye to any tourist plans at be able to woo people to their number two town !!!

NZ - Wonderful & Caring ???

What a wonderful caring country we live in - NOT !!! A 63 year old man who died of natural causes laid dead for 10 days in his small one bedroom Timaru flat, which was part of a large 2 storey old house. A neighbour "happened to notice" mail building up in his letter box and his cat getting thin !!! Did they knock on his door; did they feed his cat ??? Not on your life !!! He had lived alone in the flat since October 2004. They didn't do anything because they were too scared to knock on his door and did not know who too call. It wasn't until they noticed a "strange smell" - bodies are like that, especially after 10 days, in a closed flat - did they do something.

Its not the first time - In September 2003, the decomposed bodies of a 75 year old lady, who had been dead for a matter of weeks, as well as that of her 43 year old son, who had been dead for over two months, were found in their Christchurch home. In Sydney, Australia this year, the bodies of 5 elderly people were found dead in their homes over a 10 day period. Talk about been "friendly" with your neighbours - NOT !!! No one gives a shit any more if you live or die !!!

What Comes First - The Chicken Or The Egg ???

Talk about putting all your eggs in one basket !!! Freaky the hen spent the first 8 months of "her" life laying eggs and getting screwed. Now the boot is on the other foot, as Freaky the hen has now developed the full comb and wattle of a rooster and crows.(S)he has put on weight and engages in simulated mating - only the necessary bit to produce offspring is missing. The condition is very rare - one in 10,000. Only the left ovary normally functions in a chicken, but if it is damaged by a tumour, the right one kicks into life and starts producing testosterone, which influences the male characteristics. An old proverb says that "a whistling woman and a crowing hen are neither fit for God, nor man"!!!

Get Your Thrills On Hospital Hill !!!

A nurse, Benjamin Geen, who craved the excitement of medical emergency has been found guilty of murdering two patients by deliberately injecting them with lethal doses of drugs. He waited for vulnerable patients to be admitted to the A&E departmentof the Horton Hospital in Banbury, Oxfordshire and then become involved in their treatment. The result was always the same - the patient's condition rapidly deteriorated and the nurse was on hand to help revive them, but his intervention proved fatal in two case.

The Way Ahead Is Clear !!!

Germany has agreed to clear the way for the opening of Nazi records on 17 million Jews and enslaved labourers persecuted and murdered by the Nazi's more than 60 years ago.Germany will work inpartnership with USA, to assure the opening of the archives hed in bad Arolsen, germany and allow historians and survivors access to the 50 million documents.

First Case Of Bubonic Plaque

A woman was taken to hospital witht he first confirmed human case of bubonic plaque in 2 decades. Bubonic plaque is not contagious, but if left untreated, it can morph into pneumonic plaque. Bubonic plague is usually transmitted to humans from the bites of fleas. An estimated 10 - 20 Americans contract palque each year, mostly in rural comminties. About one in seven cases is fatal !!!

Sleep tight - don't let those bed bugs bite !!!




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