What Is Going To Be The Third ???
First they lost the body of Jake Kovoc - then they lost the draft report into the losing of his body - wait for the third balls-up !!! Australian Prime Minister John Howard had to apologise yet again to the family of Jake, when the "lost" draft report on a CD was found and handed to broadcaster Derryn Hinch. Kovoc died in Baghdad last month after been shot in the head by his own pistol. The body of another Iran man was mistakenly returned to Australia in his place. Just think, what would of happen if they hadn't checked the coffin.
Stopped At The Stump !!!
One mans "bid" to raise some cash was stopped at the stump - he was trying to sell a "leg" on an auction site for $3000. His "leg" which he got amputed 15 months has been kept in the freezer, no doubt along-side the other "legs" - of lamb !!! The "leg" was withdrawn as "body parts" are not allowed to be sold on the auction site - too distasteful. It could of been worst - he could of been selling "a sausage" !!!
Not Worth A Sausage !!!
It has been reported that a percentage of woman are now against marriage, as they have finally realised that for 200g of "sausage", it's not worth marrying the whole pig !!!
Old(er) Teens Probe Anew !!!
Two teenagers charged with a brutal murder, 26 years ago are likely to face another round of questioning. Dutchman Simon Paulus Buis, 54 was found beaten to death in a park in an Auckland suburb, in April 1980. The two teens - 15 at the time - were accused of murdering Mr Buis, but the charges were withdrawn and the killing has since remained unsolved. Last month police reactivated the file after new information came to hand.
When I Go - I'm Gone !!!
An 80 year old Iowa woman is prepared for anything, when she goes. Not only has she "a signed will" on her fridge, she now has now 3 little words - well 2 little, 1 big word - tattooed on her chest !!! No - the words aren't "I love you" - the 3 words are "Do not resuscitate" !!! She has no regrets about getting the tattoo, which she said felt like a bee sting.
My Photos !!!
Is it really me ??? Maybe !!! If you haven't had a look at the two photos - one nude - you aren't missing much, or are you ? I have always told people that I am a krazy monkey !!!
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