# 963 Hot Dog - Anyone ???

Danish Prince Loves His "Hot Dogs" !!!

When it comes to a "hot dog", there is nothing that can beat the old banger/sausage covered in batter, on a stick and smothered in tomato sauce, or is there ??? The 72 year old Prince Henrik, the Prince consort of Denmark loves his "hot dogs" - fried or grill - but not on a stick, because his are of the 4 legged variety !!! He says the "dog" tastes best when it sauteed or grilled and cut into thin slices. His pernchant for dog meat, which he says tastes like dry rabbit or venision, developed from the time he spent growing up in Vietnam. The Prince is honarary President of the Danish Dachshund Club. (Dachshund if you don't know is a breed of dogs which are commonly refered to as "hot dogs" because of their long sausage shaped body)

Footnote: Hot Dog anyone ? I will be having hot dog & chips from the local take-aways tonight. It shouldn't have too long a wait, but then again if they have run out of hot dogs, I may have to catch my own "hot dog" - first. That shouldn't be too hard though - they are so near the ground, they can't run very fast !!! (Just joking - I like my hot dog on a stick !!!)

Love Has No Barriers !!!

Age is no barrier when it comes to love - no barrier at all !!! It can and does span generations - several generations in fact. In this case the groom, Muhamad Noor Che Musa is 33 years old while his blushing bride, WookKundor is.............104 years old. She has been married several times before - 20 times in fact. Musa said the marriage was the result of mutual respect and care. Don't hold your breath waiting for the patter of tiny feet !!!

Charity Also Gets A Beating !!!

If you want to know if there is any truth in the rumour, that you get more enjoyment out spending other peoples money, the person to ask would be the Abraham Alexander, an executive of a USA heart disease charity. who embezzled nearly quarter of a million dollars. He spent the money on plane fares from New York to Ohio; car rentals; naughty accessories; lingere and "beatings" from a Ohio dominatrix !!! The dominatrix charges for $250 the first hour, thereafter $200 per hour. Or if you have been really naughty, an 8 hour session would set you back $1600 or 12 hours for $2000 !!! The Ohio dominatrix must of been something !!!

Bewary of The Devil !!!

A Malaysian housewife who thought the "devil" was after her sought the services of a spiritual medium to exorcise her eveil spirits. But he turned out to be a "devil" when her duped her into having sex with him over 50 times to get rid of the devil within. The medium who claimed to be a reincarnation of God, allegedly hypnotised her into having sex with him over a period of six months, at a cost of 50 ringgit ($20.40) per time. Her husband found out and lodged a complaint !!!

Mob Trial Starts !!!

Provenzano, the mafia's boss of bosses, who was arrested after 43 years on the run as a fugitive, has gone on trial along with other mobsters for dozens of murders, via a video link from prison. It is common practise in Italy that high-profile mobsters be kept in jail rather than risking a high-security transfer to court. He comminicates with his lawyer who is in the courthouse, by phone.

Footnote: What sort of life would that have been ? Forever looking over your shoulder. He was caught after a parcel of clean clothes was "followed by police" from his wife's house as well as several other dummy drop-offs on route to the old farmhouse (with no power) where he was hiding out !!!

The Games People Play !!!

A 23 year old man faces a murder charge after another man shot himself in the head, while the pair were playing Russian roulette. (For those who are scratching their heads - you put "one" bullet in a gun, spin the chamber, put it to your head and say your prayers !!!) Despite the "dead man" been a willing participant, the gun he used belonged to and was loaded by the other man. Maybe he didn't like the other man and put bullets in all the chambers, for police delcined to say how many bullets were loaded into the medium calibre revolver.