Heard It On The Grapevine

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Four Policeman Charged With Murder

In Guatemala, 4 policemen have been charged with the kiddnapping & murder of 4 people. They did not know that their police vehicles had GPS (global positioning system) which put them at the scene of the crime and the site where the bodies were found of the three members of the Guatemala-based Central American regional parliament and their driver.

Finally Laid To Rest

Anna Nicole Smith - has laid in cold storage since she died on February 9th while her family argued over where she should be buried. Finally they have all come to their senses and she will be laid to rest in the Bahamas, alongside her son Daniel.

Drug Charges

Ronald Ramsey 39, younger brother of top British chef Gordon Ramsay, has been detained on the Indonesian island of Bali, on drug possession charges. He was caught in a supermarket parking lot near the resort town of Kuta, with 100grams of heroin.Will they ever learn ?

Egyptian Blogger Jailed

An Egyptian court has sentanced a 22 year old blogger from Alexandria to four years in jail, for speaking out and posting articles on his blog attacking Islam and Egyptian president, Hosni Mubarak. The former law student, Abdelkarim Soliman - internet alias Kareem Amer - is the first Egyptian blogger to be formally prosecuted for an opinion published online. There's no freedom of speech in Egypt, so it seems.

Two Clowns Dead

A gunman bursted in to the Circo del Sol de Cali circus, in Cucuta, Colombia and shot two clowns who were performing in front of an audience. One was killed instantly and the other died the next day in hospital.