# 985 Posted by Krazy Kelvin

MU - What Could Be Worst ???

Last week, I mention a murder which wasn't "morbid" enough for a friend. He was expecting a lot more blood & guts !!! Well the thing is I "love" my blogger friends and if I scare them away, who is going to read my krazy blogs ??? I also don't want to give them a heart attack - well not just yet anyway.

There isn't much blood & guts in this weeks murder either - maybe next week - who knows?
Last week, I made mention of what could be worst than one human killing another human being ? Well - what could be worst, than a grown man (25 years old) beating a poor defenceless 2 year old "child" to death !!! The poor girls life over before it had even begun !!! The man was babysitting 3 children who were related to him. When the 2 year old girl would not keep quiet, he "punched" her & "punched" her and........ !!! He was charged with murder & is now inside-looking-out !!!

Footnote: He is a son of the "relation" I mentioned last week, who helped to murder the farmers wife and badly beat up the friend of the wife. The morbid thing about it is that he try to claim, that one of the other children (also aged 2 ) had caused the death !!!
As the saying goes - "you can pick your friends, but you canot pick your relations.


NSM - Anonymous End.

No family were there to mourn their passing and no names will ever adorn their headstones. Why ? They are two anonymous victims of Hurricane Katrina. A male & a female whose identities remain a nagging mystery have been burried next to each other in a city cemetery. Nobody has came forward to claim the bodies, which were found in different places about a week after the August 29th hurricane. Fingerprints, dental records & DNA tests have failed to yeild any results.

MO - Puppies As Heroin Mules !!!

A crew of Colombian drug dealers turned purebred puppies into drug couriers by having them surgically implanted them with heroin. Of ten puppies rescued during a raid on a farm in 2005, six had been implanted with a total of 3 kilos of heroin. Drug Enforcement Administration said they believe that the drug ring used the dogs and other methods to concel heroin on commercial flights to New York. After a 2 year investigation, 20 arrests in Colombia were made after raids on properties. Another 10 suspects are in custody in New York, Florida & North Carolina. About 24 kilos of heroin was seized in the raids.

NSM - Breach Of Contract ???

A 53 year old lady in England who was so drepressed, asked a friend who she had meet in a mental hospital, to find a hitman who would kill her. He offered to do the job himself (after all, what are friends for, if not to help each other ?) and accepted 20,000 pound ($51.000) for the job. After several arranged dates to kill her, came & went, she was still alive & more drepressed, so she filed a criminal breach of contract complaint and prosecutors took the "hitman" to trial. The "hitman" was sentenced to 15 months jail and ordered to pay 2000 pound in compensation. Nothing was mentioned of the 20,000 pound !!! Maybe she will pick a "true" friend next time !!!

MO - I Bequeath My Fortune To........Me !!!

Defying the old saying that "you can't take it with you", some of America's richest men are planning on enjoying their fortunes from beyond the grave. Not only will they have their "bodies" deep-frozen at the moment of death, they will also use a tax loophole, to bequeath their fortune to themselves, when they re-emerge !!! Known as personal revival trusts, the schemes invest millions of dollars until future medical techonology makes it possible to bring the beneficiaries back to life. Believers in "cryonics" sign up to private companies which will suspend their remains in liquid nitrogen and store them for what may be hundreds of years. So far 142 people are in cryonic suspension, in a "life extension facility". Some have opted for "neuro-preservation", a cheaper opition which preserves only the "head" !!! What good is a "head" without a "body" ???
Whats to stop shysters saying "we will freeze you" - freeze them in a freezer then take all the money & run ???

Footnote: To me, that is really morbid !!! Who is too know what is in the future ? There may be just a few people left with a food shortage on - anyone for "steak & sausages" - they are still frozen ??? The "heads" could make great "bowling balls" !!!

I believe that you have but one life and you might as well make the most of it, while you can, because you are a log time dead !!! I don't believe I will ever come back - what you see is what you get and when that is gone - it's gone, never to return.


MO - Floating On A Lake !!!

Some people in Brazil who saw a black garbage bag floating on a lake said they heard a noise, that sounded like a cat, coming from the bag. As the noise increased, they decided to have a closer look. When they open the bag, it wasn't a cat that they found but a baby girl. A piece of board inside the plastic bag apparently keep the bag afloat. The mother was found and when arrested, denied throwing the 2 month old girl into the lake. She said she had given the the baby to homeless people, because she didn't have enough money to raise her.